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روز زن
از یک رشتی می پرسند:سال پیش برای روز زن چکار کردی؟
می گه:زنم را بردم کیش
طرف میگه:بابا دمت گرم امسال چه کار می کنی؟
میگه: میرم از کیش میارمش.
Ye tork e!
Ye tork e daasht baa maashinesh dande aghab az kooh balaa miraft. Azash miporsan cheraa daari dand e aghab miri? Migeh aakhe momkeneh oon baalaa jaa vaase dor zadan peydaa nakonam!!
Chand saa'at ba'd mibinan ke tork e daare baa maashinesh dandeh aghab az kooh paayin miyaad. Azash miporsan khob cheraa dandeh aghab paayin miyaay? Migeh aakhe jaa vaase dor zadan peydaa kardam, dor zadam....
* Courtesy of Amirali
یک یونانی و یک ایرانی
After watching the movie 300, a Greek and a Persian are sitting at a bar extolling the virtues of each person's ancient culture.
The Greek brags to the Persian that "we have the Parthenon, an architectural feat unlike any other."
The Persian responds by saying, "we have Persepolis, an entire capital city - not just one building - that is an architectural feat unlike any other."
The Greek brags that "we conquered the world and brought civilization with us."
The Persian responds by saying "we conquered the world before you did, and had already given the people civilization long before the Greeks arrived."
The Greek brags that "we have Alexander the Great, one of the greatest leaders this world has ever seen."
The Persian responds "we have Cyrus the Great, one of the most compassionate and fiercest leaders this world has ever seen."
The two go back and forth for a while.
Finally, the Greek, getting frustrated, exclaims, "we invented sex!"
The Persian smoothly replies, "yeah, but we introduced it to women."
بدون شرح
posted by vahid on Tuesday, May 22 2007 permalink | comments (0)
joke joker
be torke migan ye ettefAgh tariif kon ke toosh zaaye shode bashi..
torke miigge : yek rooz tooye khoone tanha boodam ,, ke dokhtar khAlam zang zad..goft : man tanhaam.. biiyaa khooneye ma
manam raftam pishesh .. goft man miiram too otAAgh ,,, TO 5 daghighe diige biya too otAgh,,
vaghti ke raftam tooye otAghhame goftan tavalodett mobaraakkkk.....
miigan iin ke zaaye naboodesh !!! goooftam : akhe man LOKHT raftam tooye otaagh :D :D :D
joke
ye laate be rafighesh mige daadash age maa tartibe abjito bedim famil mishim dige??
refighesh mige na dadash bi hesab mishiiimmm